The colour of this slipper is brought to you by the shade of red we turn each time we hear out best friend baby-talking with her boyfriend. I wuv you! What’s next? Will she start wetting the bed? Will he suckle her breast? As in…for milk?

Not exactly the stuff of poetry.

For the ladies who believe that true, sexual love is for adults and not children, Arthur Sleep has a shoe as sensual and refined as your romantic sensibilities. Our burgundy slippers are constructed from pure English cotton velvet and feature black quilted lining and a one inch stacked heel, guaranteed to keep you as comfortable as you are chic.

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