The Black Watch Slipper
11:30 pm. You have a flight leaving Heathrow at 6:30 the next morning. You decide to go out with some friends. But only for a few hours and two drinks max.
1:45 am. You are standing at the bar, four drinks in, when some dubious character comes up to you and asks if you would like to step outside and try his home-brewed ‘moonshine.’ “Certainly not,” you tell him, askance.
1:50 am. “I thought you could only get moonshine in the mountains of West Virginia!” you exclaim delightedly, swigging from a jar with your new friend. You resolve to go home in ten minutes, without stopping for food on the way.
3:00 am. You climb into bed with a leaky kebab. You will take a restoring shower in the morning; it will make you alert for your flight.
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